How to Make Money #2 of 10

Let's recap. You are Nickolaus Pacione, and despite your best, well, second-best, well... crap efforts, you still haven't struck it rich. Just where and when are you going to get all that lovely moolah that you should have by now? At the last you've come here, desperate for ways of raising a bit of the old folding green. Dear reader, Bluey shall not disappoint.

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Now, this scheme involves two of your favourite hobbies: bondage sleepsacks and getting beaten up by children. It will require an initial expense of about $20, though, and require you to actually go outside. Spend the $20 on a load of cheap plastic toys and individually-wrapped sweets and you can market yourself as Nickolaus, the human Piñata. Simply secure yourself in the sleepsack with the sweets and toys, have someone haul you up with a nylon rope and the children can lay about you with sticks. After three whacks, simply unzip the sleeping bag and drop the prizes. Charge $50 a go and that's $30 clear profit!