Despite already having given some thought to the subject of people dying and not generally keeping our traps shut, I simply couldn't resist saying something when Jesse Helms celebrated Independence Day by expiring. Once again I'd like to share some words from another luminary: the much-missed Bill Hicks.
You know what would make tightening my belt a little easier? If I could tighten it around Jesse Helms' scrawny little chicken neck.
Ah, I feel better about the sacrifice right now! You fucking tobacco-pushing motherfucker! You are the worst fucking drug dealer in the fuckin' world. you scrawny, right-wing, fear-mongering sucker of Satan's cock! You suck Satan's cock, you fuckin' chicken-neck little fuckin' cracker!
I'd tighten my belt if that were the case. I'd eat baloney for a week. I'd sacrifice.
Originally posted to slacknhash.net on July 4th 2008.
